SUSHI'S SEXY MOD APPLICATION

Herro erbody. my name matt. i wnat too be mod. i correct use my grammar. i speak inglish so well. i help those people that need those helps. please help me be mod for i want to be mod real bad. it take me long time to write app den it got deletes. please help me for i cannot continue on lyk dys. i im verrry gud at the spelling and cann spell the out the items in the games. i play runescape so long. please read dys and help me come a mod. for i want to become a mod cuz its good for me to become a mod. it will help those people that need help for me to become a mod. i dont repeat tings cuz is good. you bttr acetpt dys if you don't den you guys racist. i take so long write dys. resns to me come mod.

1 im so good like dys
7 i can run real fast.
3 i have more den three dollar.
4 i have good game item
12 im soo sexyy
5 i count can real gud
7 i dun like dose peoples that dun use the rite grammars.

omg i almost forgets.

Name: matt
Age: fiteen
In-Game Username: sushi
Time Played AS: 3 month.. i tink
Time Played RS: 8 year.... i tink

Its not a good application so that means its a bad application.

You may want to work on your grammar.

(Constructive Criticism)

1. Read the stickys
2.grammar is bad :S
3. You HAVENT been playing alienscape for 3 months, you have been playing for 2 days.
4. your not sexy.

What kind of B.S is this? I sleep over at my friends house and the next day I find 15 emails sent out to random people and a posted moderator application..... cut me some slack. I have a immature 13 year old brother that messes with my stuff. This is a family computer that has parental controls that prohibits me from changing passwords and deleting history. I don't sound, act, or look like some retarted asian. By the way my names not "Matt" its Eric. Anyways like Karl said I've only played Alienscape for about 2 days. I wouldn't make a moderator application so early. It's partially my fault for not logging out of my email and a.s forum but you guys gotta trust me on this one.

Hahaha I laughed sooo hard at this!!! I have more than 3 dollars! lmfao!!!! When I was reading this I put on an asian accent haha pretty funny!

No, just no.